i’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills

(Source: shotacuffs, via stfuzac)

do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop

(Source: cornerofyourmum, via urawful)

thankengine:

thankengine:

i figured out how to request money on paypal

my mother just called and she didnt even say hello she just said no

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Tumblr: we're so smart intellectual not like those idiots on Facebook no were so smart college kids science and big words we read books
Tumblr: omg did u no u can get infinite chocolate whenu cut it a certain way dd u know girls w/ purple eyes never have to shave or get perids did u know spiders will bite u in te butt on toilets lol it's true I read it on the Internet

person: i like you
me: why

exstuhsy:

i hate myself but im still better than you

(via erectings)

internetexplorers:

*looks in the mirror*

what the fuck is that

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