tastier:

(18+)
I hope you get everything you deserve. The sweetest or evilest thing you can say to someone. (via mainlyboredom)

heart:

winter is great because I can always wear huge sweaters and nobody has to know if I’m wearing a bra or not

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

legfruit:

there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

ernbarassing:

You say I’m wearing too much black but all I hear is I look great

neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

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